Blanket on, too hot. Blanket off, too cold. One leg out, perfect, until the awkward moment when the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it.
↑ så sant.. </3
*At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups*
Boy: 1...2...3..........................
*Hot girl walks by*
Boy: 153...154...155....................*
Girl: What's the price of this shirt?
Boy: 5 kisses
Girl: What's the price of that dress?
Boy: 10 kisses
Girl: pack both of them dad will pay
Boy: ...F*CK
i don't care
if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- Eminem
You see a robber in your house ready to steal all your stuff.
60% would silently call the police for help.
25% would let them go.
15% would grab the nearest weapon and beat the living shit out of the robber.
Like this if you are that 15%. :D
WE ALL HAVE 3 ADDRESSES MEMORIZED...
1. Your own address
2. Your best friend's address
3. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
(;
*At the gym, boy starts doing sit ups*
Boy: 1...2...3..........................
*Hot girl walks by*
Boy: 153...154...155....................*
Girl: What's the price of this shirt?
Boy: 5 kisses
Girl: What's the price of that dress?
Boy: 10 kisses
Girl: pack both of them dad will pay
Boy: ...F*CK
i don't care
if you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor.
If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- Eminem
You see a robber in your house ready to steal all your stuff.
60% would silently call the police for help.
25% would let them go.
15% would grab the nearest weapon and beat the living shit out of the robber.
Like this if you are that 15%. :D
WE ALL HAVE 3 ADDRESSES MEMORIZED...
1. Your own address
2. Your best friend's address
3. P Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
(;
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn’t understand life."
— John Lennon
I told them they didn’t understand life."
— John Lennon
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